Royal Blood

JJ: Mom, do you have a birthmark?

Me: (unsure and looking at my mother) Not that I know of.  Does everyone have one?

Nana: I have one.

JJ: Where is it?

Nana: On my butt.

JJ: Can I see?

Nana (laughing) No!

JJ: (Reaches around to back of his head to the bottom of his hair line) Mine is right here.  All kings have them.

Me: So, you're a king now?

JJ: Yup