If you're gonna dream...

Today in the car, coming back from getting the car serviced:

JJ: I wish I was eighteen

Me: Ya know, kid, you really need to stop wishing your life away because once you're an adult, you don't get summers off.  You have to work!

JJ: I'm not going to work.  My wife is going to make all the money and I'm not going to let her touch it.

Me: I'm thinking you may not be able to get a girl to marry you that shares that philosophy on life.  Her doing all the work while you watch tv all day.

JJ: I won't watch tv all day; I'm going to watch our kids.

Me: You wouldn't last a day.

JJ: Yes, I would...unless my kid talked a lot.